Isaac Asimov's Super Quiz

Subject: WHERE?

(e.g., What company asked, "Where's the beef?" Answer: Wendy's.)

FRESHMAN LEVEL

1. American sitcom title: "Car 54, ___?"

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2. Geography game title: "Where in the World Is ___?"

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3. In these books, the object is to find a character among a mass of objects.

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GRADUATE LEVEL

4. Title of a 2000 film loosely based on Homer's "The Odyssey": "O Brother, ___?"

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5. Robert Frost: "Home is the place where, when you have to go there, ___."

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6. Song from the musical "Oliver!": "Where Is ___?"

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PH.D. LEVEL

7. Restate in modern English: "Wherefore art thou Romeo?"

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8. To whom was Enrico Fermi referring when he asked, "Where are they?"

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9. What common object is tracked by the Web site Where's George?

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ANSWERS: 1. Where Are You? 2. Carmen Sandiego. 3. "Where's Waldo?" ("Where's Wally?"). 4. Where Art Thou? 5. They have to take you in. 6. Love. 7. Why are you Romeo? (Romeo, why are you a Montague?) 8. Alien beings (extraterrestrials). 9. Paper currency.

SCORING:

18 points — congratulations, doctor; 15 to 17 points — honors graduate; 10 to 14 points — you're plenty smart, but no grind; 4 to 9 points — you really should hit the books harder; 1 point to 3 points — enroll in remedial courses immediately; 0 points — who reads the questions to you?